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An Ode To Furballs

1. After dark, all cats are jaguars...
2. Never ever try to baptize a cat.
3. Cats are smarter than dogs. You cannot get a cat to pull a sled.
4. A cat knows your every thought. It doesn't care. But it knows.
5. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I will put shoes on my cat...
6. Most people with cats, know they are being controlled. That's the horror of it...
7. Never try to out stubborn a cat.
8. Thousands of years ago, humans worshiped the cat. They have not forgotten this...
9. Whenever I bathe my cat, it takes an hour to get the fur off of my tongue.
10. I prefer to live with Feline Sapiens, thank you very much.
11. Picture of a fat tabby on a couch, looking at his owner: "My species domesticated your species..."